- Man found dead in police station restroom
- Scientists develop cheese from human feet
- French weathergirl stuns viewers with nude report
- Peanut butter and jelly sandwich racist, school official warns
- Drug cartels claim asylum to gain foothold in US
Here's my question: who's crazier? The subjects of these articles, or the journalists who thought it would be interesting to cover them? Or is it the people who actually read these articles?